Lots of folks I know spend their spare time sitting in Deer stands, with bow, rifle or shotgun at hand. Here's the conversation from earlier this season:

How did it go this morning?

Nothing. No buck. A waste of time.

See anything at all?

Saw the sun come up.

Anything else?

A small doe, didn't want to take her.

See anything else?

A Hawk buzzed past my head.

Anything else?

Flock of Wild Turkeys walked by.

Anything else?

A Bobcat. No, two Bobcats.

Anything else?

A Box Turtle walking through the leaves.

What are we waiting for? I don't think I need to explain my parable...

Thanks Bird Dog at Maggie's Farm