As I celebrate my son's 19th birthday I am reminded of a few things, like ...
A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Ketchup is a vegetable.
Mr Snake is no match for a 5 year old.
You should not throw things up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the object up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit something a long way.
Chicken Noodle Soup has Campbell in them.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh,' -- it's already too late. Kittens don”t flush.
It takes 2 days to get baby powder out of the carpet.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
The fire department in Gainesville has a 5-minute response time
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