Theology 101…

Comparative religion in a nutshell…

Taoism: Sh*t happens, go with the flow.

Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before.

Islam: Sh*t happening is the will of Allah.

Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening?

Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t is.

Buddhism: When sh*t happens, is it really sh*t?

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Sh*t happens".

7th day Adventist: Sh*t happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism: Sh*t won't happen if you work harder.

Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserved it.

Jehovah's Witnesses: No sh*t happens until Armageddon, and it won't happen to us.

Unitarian: What is this sh*t?

Mormon: Sh*t happens again & again & again.

Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us?

Pentecostalism: Praise the Lord! There is no sh*t!

New Age: Sh*t happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t.